Oh My G-d

It had to happen someday. I get Adventist spam (truly a Great Disappointment):

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Received: from mail.com (ip-47-061.guate.net.gt [200.12.47.61] (may be forged))
by mac.com (Xserve/smtpin12/MantshX 4.0) with SMTP id i6DMlbCa027875; Tue,
13 Jul 2004 15:47:38 -0700 (PDT)
Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 16:47:44 -0600
From: Adventist Friends
Subject: THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST THAT IOS TRYING TO DESTROY THE LAW OF
GOD. DN.7:25
Reply-to: adventist_believers@yahoo.com

SUNDAY IS THE DAY OF THE BEAST, SABBATH 7TH IS GODґS TRUE DAY. EX. 20.
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ADVENTIST SENVENTH DAY DOCTRINE
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GOD SAID: "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shalllabor...
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...the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it." (Exodous 20:8-11)
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SABBATH =GOD`S HOLY DAY (SATURDAY 7TH DAY) SUNDAY= DAY OF THE SUN (1ST DAY)
JESUS IS COMMING SOON , PREPARE THE DEAD WILL RESURRECT, THEY ARE NOT IN HEAVEN OR HELL
John 5 28
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JESUS IS THE WAY NOT MARY OR THE POPE
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JESUS IS THE CHIEF CORNERSTONE NOT PETER
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THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST .
VICARIOUS FILII DEI = V(5)I(1)C(100)ARI(1)OV(5)S FI(1)L(50)I(1)I(1)D(500)EI(1) 5+1+100+1+5+1+50+1+1+500+1=666
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ALL THE CATHOLIC SYSTEM IS A COPY OF BABYLON`S RELIGION ITS THE MOTHER
OF THE HARLOTS. SHE KILLED MILLIONS CHRISTHIANS
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CATHOLIC CHURCH IS THE ANTICHRIST THAT CHANGED THE LAW OF GOD .
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DON`T CALL FATHER TO THE POPE OR PRIESTS
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THE TRUE PEOPLE OF GOD KEEPS THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND THE FAITH OF JESUS

Complete with anti-spamblocker spelling mistakes. I expect viruses with pressed white shirts and ties to show up in my inbox anyday now...

This is nearly as exciting as when I got my first dead-African-dictator spam!